Strain: Sex Melon

Type: Hybrid (leans sativa, depending on the grow)

Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Sex Melon isn’t just a name — it’s a whole mood. This strain pulls up dripping in tropical fruit notes, sweet like a ripe-ass melon on a summer day and smooth enough to slide into your DMs. It’s the kind of bud that hits your nose with juicy waves of honeydew and citrus, then slaps your brain with a wave of euphoria that’ll have you giggling, vibing, and riding on a magic carpet.

The Smell & Taste:
Straight-up fruit salad in a blunt. Think cantaloupe, mango, and lime had a threesome and invited some earthy dankness to keep it grounded. The inhale is sweet and zesty, the exhale is smooth with a creamy kick — no harshness, just pure flavor fireworks.

The High:
This one’s a sensual creeper — first it kisses your brain, then it wraps your body in this lazy, electric buzz that makes everything feel real nice. Music? Fire. Food? God-tier. Perfect for chilling with your partner or just falling in love with your couch.

Perfect For:
Relaxing out with tunes or deep convos

Pre-gaming a date or solo “me-time”

Smoking and forgetting what time is

Floating through the universe on a melon-flavored cloud

Heads Up:
Cottonmouth’s real — have that drink ready. And if you’re new to high-THC strains, pace yourself or risk melting into the upholstery (not that that’s a bad thing).